Tuesday, February 14, 2006
Before The Revelation of Cheney's Hunting Accident
President Bush has been reported to have shot Mexican President, Vincente Fox while hunting for "illegals" on the Mexican border. But within the White House, details had been changed before the story was released to the public.
Scott McClellan was the first to be asked to take the blame for shooting Fox. But the idea quickly fell through as the White House realized that revenge may be taken on McClellan. Other Bush supporters were called to take on this duty, but none was prepared to do so.
Twenty-three hours after the incident, the White House was ready to release the story as "President Bush Accidentally Shot Illegal Immigrant While Hunting For Terrorists on the Mexican Border." However this idea was also discarded because it may cause unrest amongst the Chicano population.
The President became impatient and demanded that the meeting must end. It was been reported that the president said. "Just say that I accidentally shot a man while hunting for queers." To that, the Vice President replied "I once killed a man while hunting for quails."
The White House was ready to publish "Vice President Accidentally Shot Illegal Immigrant While Hunting Quails." But before it's final release, Karl Rove suggested that the man must not be of an ethnic minority. He's been reported to have told the press to "Change the race of the man. Make him white. Make him have the whittest sounding name ever, like Harry. And make his last name sound white too, like Whiteington. And make him a Republican so the Demos don't complain. Then find me a Republican that I can shoot in the face so the story is true."
Scott McClellan was the first to be asked to take the blame for shooting Fox. But the idea quickly fell through as the White House realized that revenge may be taken on McClellan. Other Bush supporters were called to take on this duty, but none was prepared to do so.
Twenty-three hours after the incident, the White House was ready to release the story as "President Bush Accidentally Shot Illegal Immigrant While Hunting For Terrorists on the Mexican Border." However this idea was also discarded because it may cause unrest amongst the Chicano population.
The President became impatient and demanded that the meeting must end. It was been reported that the president said. "Just say that I accidentally shot a man while hunting for queers." To that, the Vice President replied "I once killed a man while hunting for quails."
The White House was ready to publish "Vice President Accidentally Shot Illegal Immigrant While Hunting Quails." But before it's final release, Karl Rove suggested that the man must not be of an ethnic minority. He's been reported to have told the press to "Change the race of the man. Make him white. Make him have the whittest sounding name ever, like Harry. And make his last name sound white too, like Whiteington. And make him a Republican so the Demos don't complain. Then find me a Republican that I can shoot in the face so the story is true."
# posted by Truthful Propagandist @ 12:48 PM 
