Thursday, November 10, 2005
Political Asstrology and Evolution
WASHINGTON D.C. - Evolution has become a hot topic in the recent months. It has spawned numerous cultural, spiritual, educational and political debates. Some folks claim politicians should stay out of evolution. But that may be the wrong approach, since politics is where we should look to find evidence of evolution.
In America, there are two major political parties, the Democrats and the Republicans. The Democrats are represented by the Donkey, also known as an ASS. The Republicans are represented by the elephant and are often ASSHOLES. It may be difficult to imagine a donkey and an elephant having a common ancestor, but it is clear that an ass and an asshole are part of one thing.
According to the theory of evolution, species evolve to adapt. Species will adapt to strengthen certain aspects of survival, but might in turn weaken other aspects. The Democrats, or the asses survive by expanding. They tend to have a wide base, but they're not together, they are split. And where they split, the Republicans, or assholes, thrive. The Republicans are not a big group and are unpleasant, but they are one. They are not split like the Democrats.
However, despite the fact that they are so distinctly different, Democrats and Republicans live in a symbiotic relationship. If the Democrats were to disappear, the Republicans would have no way to control the waste they produce. If the Republicans were to disappear, Democrats would surely feel the pressure from the waste building up.
In America, there are two major political parties, the Democrats and the Republicans. The Democrats are represented by the Donkey, also known as an ASS. The Republicans are represented by the elephant and are often ASSHOLES. It may be difficult to imagine a donkey and an elephant having a common ancestor, but it is clear that an ass and an asshole are part of one thing.
According to the theory of evolution, species evolve to adapt. Species will adapt to strengthen certain aspects of survival, but might in turn weaken other aspects. The Democrats, or the asses survive by expanding. They tend to have a wide base, but they're not together, they are split. And where they split, the Republicans, or assholes, thrive. The Republicans are not a big group and are unpleasant, but they are one. They are not split like the Democrats.
However, despite the fact that they are so distinctly different, Democrats and Republicans live in a symbiotic relationship. If the Democrats were to disappear, the Republicans would have no way to control the waste they produce. If the Republicans were to disappear, Democrats would surely feel the pressure from the waste building up.
